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ADVERTENCIA: Este es un spin-off de El X, por lo que no forma parte de la historia principal. Este spin-off es la traducción al inglés del primer capítulo, para conmemorar los dos primeros meses de la creación de El X. Si no sabes inglés, lárgate.


There was once a time, in a curious village, a man called Descolay. It was that Descolay a character very strange and singular. Everything fascinated him, everything, everything.

Well, this story begins...

Descolay: *writing* "With a hundred mattresses by band of and the pijama of your grandma, is going to nap a halter brig." Presto! My poem number 8000 is finished. And now, I will send it to the National Assotiation of Poems with No Artistic Value.

Suddenly, he fell down, without more.

Descolay: ಠ_ಠ

A bald passing by: Haha.

Descolay: ಠ_ಠ

The same bald passing over there: ...

Descolay: ಠ_ಠ

The same bald: What?

Descolay: ಠ_ಠ Why do you laugh of the people, bald.

Injured bald: ¿Bald?

Descolay: Well... yes, you're bald. And ugly. Your ugliness makes me sad. So apologize: because of your ugliness and for laugh of me, but above all because of your ugliness.

Bald: ಠ_ಠ I won't apologize.

Descolay: ಠ_ಠ Yes you will.

Bald: ಠ_ಠ No, I won't.

Descolay: ಠ_ಠ Well, then...

Suddenly, Descolay took out a glove.

Descolay: ¡I challenge you to a duel, sir!

Bald: ಠ_ಠ I don't accept the duel.

Descolay: ಠ_ಠ *takes out a HMG*

Bald: H... hey. What are you going to do with that thing?

Descolay: ಠ_ಠ Nothing. *starts shooting*

Bald: LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. *receives bullets*

The bald start to receive bullet after bullet. Only the bullets who where directly to his face didn't impact, because his ugliness was that big, that even the bullets did not supported it. He received too many bullets and he died. Yep, he died.

Descolay: ಠ_ಠ And now you will laugh of your aunt.

Police: ¡STOP, NIGGAS! Who killed the bald?

Descolay: Emmm... the holy... spirit?

Police: FUCK OFF!

The police started shooting to Descolay with a gun. But he was so bad, so he didn't hit Descolay.

Police: ಠ_ಠ *takes out handcuffs*

Descolay: EI, you will not arrest me, huh?

Police: You're arrested for murder and for EILLU.

Descolay: ಠ_ಠ EILLU is what is your aunt.

Police: WHAT? To the jail automatically.

And Descolay went to the jail. But the system of justice of Spain was so bad, so he went out in... one week. And so, here concludes this absurd story about Descolay, an ugly bald and a police with no aim.

Espero que hayáis disfrutado del primer capítulo en inglés. Disculpad por los posibles errores de idioma.

El X
Episodios El calvoEl Waddle DeeEl bigoteEl pagoEl octogenarioEl policíaEl picorEl monoEl cuentoEl políticoEl periódicoEl rivalEl tontoEl anglicismoEl barbónEl cansinoEl médicoEl discrepadorEl gordoEl décimoEl armarioEl padreEl viajeEl armarioEl sueñoEl robotEl teléfonoEl teatroEl cazurroEl mal - Parte 1El mal - Parte 2
Spin-offs Los inicios del policíaThe baldLa vida de PulpaMargarito Champiñone, artista incomprendidoGarto, el súper-héroePepe Luis y los testículos de traducciónLa leyenda del héroe subnormalUn Brotín busca un tesoroLos orígenes de DanteJosé a oscuras y Estrella a iluminadasSillas y demásEl RPG
Personajes DescolePepe LuisPolicíaPulpaCalvoBandana Waddle DeeSeñor con bigoteAbogado del señor con bigote???DanteViejoKintal ByterezMarco PepitoGartoVegetaTía del buscadorBrotínScarfyDiego de la VegaUn tipo cualquieraBuramia/TDRMayeThe GuyDoctor CasasUboaPregoneroJuezWaddle DeeCarteroInterventorPolíticoPeriódicoTitularPadre de DescoleDescole?Margarito ChampiñoneNotario de Descole?Juan AntonioTontolhabaKyogrenVaso de aguaConductor borrachoGuardia siví'Piedra en el zapatoVaso de agua civilizadoBarbasEngendro del huevoNyuggaKiwiAitorElenaGargantuar
Habitantes de España Waddle DeesEspañolesHumanosHumanoidesMargaritasBrotinesScarfiesKyogrenBuramiaVasos de aguaVasos de agua civilizadosGartosDanteMonos chorripollasMagical SweepersPepinilloViejosKráneosMadoosBronto Burts
Objetos El niño que no sabía patinarMortadeloHeavy Machine Gun de DescoleMóvil de DescolePistola del policíaTeléfono de la casa de DescoleVino de la despensaBazooka del policíaPanaceaBigote postizo de PulpaGuante de DescoleBotella de tequilaHuevo de Descole
Lugares EspañaMursíaThe JailGandía VilleSelva de la TosPop EstarMontaña en el Quinto PinoCárcelCasa de DescoleWaddle Dee's TownScarfy VillePraderas de EspañaThe PalaceJalisiaCasa de Pepinillo
Habilidades TequilaCactusLimónCristal rotoHumo